The Day We Got Paid To Be Foreign In China

Dariece Swift author's bio Goats On The Road

Before we came to China, we had heard plenty of stories about “whiteys” getting hired by companies to pose as foreign employees but we never thought we would be involved in such a job. Turns out, these jobs are quite common in Yangzhou.

We’ve been asked to be interviewed by two different TV stations (denied because of timing) and just last week we were asked to participate in an ad campaign for a new steak house restaurant here in Yangzhou. The offer was for 200 RMB ($30) and a free dinner to go and take a few photos with the president of the company. Pretty easy money!

When we arrived at the top floor of the beautiful Jingling Hotel, we were surprised to find out that the entire thing had been lost in translation. We were actually to be taking photos in business like situations with the president of a large, green energy company. The important parts of the offer like pay and dinner were translated correctly so we hung around for one of the strangest days of our lives.

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Sitting around having an awkward conversation with Mr.Zhou

The president Mr.Zhou, was an ostentatious (albeit friendly) Chinese gangster who loved nothing more than to show us what he had accomplished. He sported a nice suit and a huge gold chain and he sat at a throne-like chair upon a massive oak desk. A group of us sat in a beautiful office on the 17th floor of the Hotel, with massive windows over looking the city.

There was Dariece, myself, four other foreigners, a photographer, a translator and Mr.Zhou’s entourage of pretty, young Chinese girls. As he spoke, his translator communicated his odd, and personal questions to us. His questions started the usual way. “How are you? Where are you from? Do you like China?” But slowly his enquiries became more personal and bizarre.

He asked how much money we make, where we live, what we want to accomplish in 2013, how much money we want to have, if we believe that money makes you happy and how we get Chinese girlfriends if we don’t speak chinese (this after 4 of us explained that our girlfriends were in the room). There was only one single, foreign girl in the room and it seemed that Mr.Zhou took notice immediately. He was leaning so far towards her that he might as well have been sitting in her lap.

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Answering Mr.Zhou’s Strange Questions

He bragged about his cars (supposedly he owns a Lamborghini), how much money he makes and even his licence plate number (apparently it’s a lucky number in China). He offered us numerous jobs, from computer hacker to actor and he was constantly pitting us together in a battle of superiority. As he put it: “who number one?! WHO NUMBER 1?!” To this we would answer with sarcastic enthusiasm, which would only further nurture his insatiable ego.

At one point in the conversation he mentioned that he likes to write Chinese characters. He offered to write his name for each of us. We assumed he would be taking out a nice, fine-tipped paintbrush and introducing us to the beautiful handy-work of ancient chinese calligraphy. Nope. He pulled an old white board marker from his pocket (don’t know why he had one there was no whiteboard in the entire building) and began to scribble down his signature on a piece of paper for each of us.

Upon handing each of us a sheet of half-weight printer paper complete with his whiteboard-marker chicken-scratch, he exclaimed that we should never lose it as it is worth 3000 American dollars.

The room was getting stuffy when the photo-op began. All of us were becoming restless and weary of what this guy really wanted. We all lined up and took some photos shaking his hand at his desk.

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Our Photo Op

Then we moved to the office cubicles and took some pictures pretending to answer phones and look at files. If he was trying to exude professionalism from these photos of foreigners in his office, he could have warned us. A couple of us were hung over and we were wearing a variation of casual clothes from jogging pants to hoodies.

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Our Office Shoot In Oddly Casual Attire

After the photo shoot we headed out for dinner. We took Mr.Zhou’s BMW (no Lambo) to dinner and he was sure to drive full speed down all of the crowded back streets of Yangzhou (we may not have thought he was cool had he not driven irresponsibly fast). When we arrived at the restaurant there was no parking, so he hopped out and offered a random security guard 50 RMB ($8).

The security guard was in no way responsible for how people parked so he quickly shooed off the excited Mr.Zhou. By the time we entered the restaurant we were quite a sight. 7 foreigners, 8 young Chinese women, a photographer and Mr.Zhou leading the way, his gold chain gleaming in the bright restaurant lighting.

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A Strange Sort Of Protection Offered At The Hot Pot Restaurant

We sat down and enjoyed a delicious Sichuan hot-pot meal. It was a fancy place, they even gave us ziplock bags so we didn’t spill on our mobile phones. During dinner Mr.Zhou handed around his Iphone to show us all a picture of him sitting in his office on his throne, with a RIDICULOUS amount of Chinese Yuan stacked on his desk. He was disappointed that we weren’t more impressed by his Tony Montana impression but he kept talking anyway.

It was quite a photo, there must have been about a quarter million dollars on the desk, but none of us thought Mr.Zhou needed his ego stroked anymore so we just nodded and gave a bemused “wow”.

When dinner was over, Mr.Zhou had us sign a dodgy contract written in Chinese (to which we signed a fake signature) and one of his girls handed us our pay and wished us good luck in the new year. Mr.Zhou may be a cocky, obnoxious gangster but at least he’s a man of his word. We left dinner with full bellies, money in our pockets and a funny story.

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Enjoying Dinner With Mr.Zhou’s “Assistants”

Our friends have since received picture messages from Mr.Zhou of stacks of money and job offers. These messages come often and at ridiculous hours, so Dariece and I are happy that we don’t have picture phones! We have mixed feelings about our day with Mr.Zhou, we don’t know what will become of those pictures but if we see our faces on massive billboards all around China, we’ll be happy that we were paid $30, given dinner and introduced to a strange character along the way.

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The Day We Got Paid To Be White In China


Dariece Swift author's bio Goats On The Road

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Dariece Swift

Dariece is a co-founder of Goats On The Road, and an expert in saving money, finance management, building an online business and of course... travel. She loves meeting new people, trying new cuisines, and learning about the unique cultures of our world. She has over 12 years of experience helping others to realize their travel dreams and has worked in numerous jobs all over the world to help pay for travel.

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14 thoughts on “The Day We Got Paid To Be Foreign In China”

  1. This made me laugh, really well told story. I had similar experiences teaching in China – I was sub-contracted by a private language school owner for a stint and whisked off to a small town, ushered to my ‘desk’ that was quite literally ON the town high street and surrounded in her marketing material. I became the display of ‘look we employ actual white people, we must be good’. I wasn’t quite as patient as you I must admit! Image is just so important, it was a regular on-going frustration for me. Still a great thing to look back on and laugh about later 🙂 Thanks for the post guys!

  2. Definitely image is important there. It’s amazing. We all just took it as a bit of a joke, figured it was a good story and enjoyed a delicious meal and made some money too!

    Your story sounds very typical for China! The whole “look we have white people here, we must be a good business” is so bizarre and so standard in China.

    Thanks for sharing your story 🙂

  3. Great post; we also find in so many Asian countries that the desire to be ‘whiter’ means that there are so many bleaching products being sold. Vietnam in particular value the paler complexion. Very funny post which we enjoyed.

  4. Thanks guys! You’re absolutely right, they are sooo obsessed with having lighter skin. It’s crazy! They use umbrellas when the sun is out, they wear gloves and long sleeves to cover themselves from the rays and even use whitening creams like you said.

    Meanwhile, everyone in the west wants to have a tan…haha.

  5. This made me laugh so much. I think people near me in the cafe are wondering if I’ve escaped from a nearby mental asylum.
    It reminds me of going to Tiananmen Square for the 5.30am flag raising and anthem singing, and being made to pose for so many photos with locals that I started pretending there was a charge per photo.

  6. haha, we totally understand! Sometimes you feel like you’re the attraction while in China 🙂 They have a strange fascination with foreigners. Loved our experience there though!

    Thanks for the comment Daisy.

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